
Two Left Feet
[Verse 1: Testifying Detroit female lead, testifying, strong on the stomp] Met him at a wedding in a borrowed tie Stepped on my toes and he told me a lie Said I'm a natural, then he spun me to the cake Frosting on my dress and a laugh I couldn't shake Eleven years later and he's still the same Two left feet and a whole lot of game Kitchen floor on Sundays, he's a hazard, he's a mess Bumps me in the hip, then he blames the dress [Chorus: Testifying Detroit female lead, belted, tambourine on every beat] Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway Step on my feet, it's the best part of my day Spin me too fast, let me hit the wall Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway [Verse 2: Testifying Detroit female lead, testifying, louder] Tuesday I'm cleaning out the pocket of his coat Find a little paper, find a little note Fifty-two lessons at the studio on Main Paid in full, and I'm reading it again Every Thursday night when he said he was at the gym He was learning how to waltz, Lord, look at him Learning how to tango, learning how to lead And he still dances with me like a tumbleweed [Chorus: Testifying Detroit female lead, belted, tambourine on every beat] Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway Step on my feet, it's the best part of my day Spin me too fast, let me hit the wall Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway [Bridge: Testifying Detroit female lead, testifying, the band builds to one stop, the dip] Anniversary dinner and the band starts up I hold out my hand and I say, show me what you got He says what do you mean, I say I found the bill He just smiles, and the room goes still He says I learned it right so I could do it wrong Cause the night you fell for me, I was stepping on your song Then he dips me Low Clean Perfect [Verse 3: Testifying Detroit female lead, the whole band comes down, testifying with everything] Lifted me up and he stepped on my toe Right back to terrible, and I love him so Whole restaurant laughing and the waiter in tears That's the man I married, that's eleven years He can dance like a dream, but he dances like a fool Just to give me the man I met, that's the rule [Chorus: Testifying Detroit female lead, belted, tambourine on every beat, the biggest it gets] Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway Step on my feet, it's the best part of my day Spin me too fast, let me hit the wall Dance with me badly, I'll follow you anyway [Outro: Testifying Detroit female lead, laughing, the tambourine rings out and fades] Ow Again [End]

