[Piano Intro] [Interlude] Fap fap! Fap fappity fap fap! Ugh ugh ugh! I finna bust! Jihzz! [Verse 1] Goddamn! Those stupid bihtch ass knee grows in congress be invading our privacy! Age verification to watch pourn?! Naw, fuhk that! I need to beat mah dihk! These balls be bigger than Randy's microwaved nuts from South Park! Ugh ugh ugh ugh! Fap fap fap fap! Wank wank wank wank! Jihzz! [Pre-Chorus] Verify deez nuts, phaggots! [Chorus] Bust a nut! For the phaggots in congress can't stop our loads from being blown! What the fuhk!? We must tell those phags to fuhk off because pourn is a human right! Suck my nuts! Regulating my dihk beating is not safe for life! Not safe for my dignity! Not safe for my balls! Ugh! [Verse 2] Well shitfire! I need to see Asa Akira get railed by a hairy black midget! I need it! (Need it!) But those kunts in power want to suppress the urge! The urge to violently masterbait until the white sticky jihzz explodes from my kock! Ugh ugh ugh ugh! Fap fap fap fap! Wank wank wank wank! Jihzz! [Pre-Chorus] Verify deez nuts, phaggots! [Chorus] Bust a nut! For the phaggots in congress can't stop our loads from being blown! What the fuhk!? We must tell those phags to fuhk off because pourn is a human right! Suck my nuts! Regulating my dihk beating is not safe for life! Not safe for my dignity! Not safe for my balls! Ugh! Let's us all bust a nut! [Solo] [Bridge] Donald Trump! Elon Musk! Some old fuhk who no one cares about! Let me see the pourn! For my pronouns are she/them! Let me she/them tiddies! Ahhhhhhh!!!! [Chorus] Bust a nut! For the phaggots in congress can't stop our loads from being blown! What the fuhk!? We must tell those phags to fuhk off because pourn is a human right! Suck my nuts! Regulating my dihk beating is not safe for life! Not safe for my dignity! Not safe for my balls! Ugh! [Outro] Donald Trump!
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