[Verse 1] She struts into the tavern, a magnificent beast, Looking for the main course at her heavy-metal feast. She's a verified she-hulk, standing proud and tall, With muscles on her arms like you would not believe at all. She gets what she wants, and my god, she wants a lot, Running up the temperature and keeping it red-hot. She takes one look at you, and you're going in her book, Reeling in the target with a single, wicked look. [Chorus] 'Cause Agnes is the woman that we all want to adore! Agnes is the greatest thing, she leaves you on the floor! She's the absolute queen of everything you see, And I am just praying she can be the queen of me! [Verse 2] She’ll pin you to the ground and take all that she wants, A heavy-duty predator upon her midnight jaunts. 'Cause Agnes is a legend and she knows just what she needs, Writing out the rulebook with her high-voltage deeds. She’ll drain you of your senses, and leave you feeling weak, Until she comes a-knocking as she does from week to week. She is a man-eater, and a pure joy to behold, I wish I was her little toy, I'd let her take a hold. [Chorus] 'Cause Agnes is the woman that we all want to adore! Agnes is the greatest thing, she leaves you on the floor! She's the absolute queen of everything you see, And I am just praying she can be the queen of me! [Bridge] I'm begging for the honour just to sit upon her knee, To be the willing captive in her grand and royal decree. I want to bend her over and surrender to the thrill, A happy little victim of her undisputed will! She's crushing all the competition, laying down the law, The finest heavy hitter that this city ever saw! [Solo] [Chorus] 'Cause Agnes is the woman that we all want to adore! Agnes is the greatest thing, she leaves you on the floor! She's the absolute queen of everything you see, And I am just praying she can be the queen of me!