[Intro – Instrumental Only] (Fast, punchy guitars and drums—no lyrics, building hype before vocals kick in) [Verse 1] Walking in loud, sunglasses indoors, Coupon’s expired, but she’s starting a war. Screaming at the staff like it’s do or die, Forgetting she’s fighting over two bucks and fries. Cell phone out, she’s live on stream, Making TikToks out of customer screams. [Pre-Chorus] Every shift we pray, but we always know, Somewhere out there—Karen’s ready to blow. [Chorus] Karen—we don’t want you in our store, The only thing you’re good at is making us hate you more. Karen—you don’t need the manager, just go! Pack up your rage, take your drama show. [Verse 2 – Descriptive Part] Haircut sharp, like it’s ready to fight, Talks about Facebook groups all night. SUV parked in the fire lane, Telling everyone, “I pay your wage!” Nails clicking hard on her brand-new phone, Yelling “I’ll sue!” in an entitled tone. [Pre-Chorus] Every shift we pray, but we always know, Somewhere out there—Karen’s ready to blow. [Chorus] Karen—we don’t want you in our store, The only thing you’re good at is making us hate you more. Karen—you don’t need the manager, just go! Pack up your rage, take your drama show. [Bridge – Shouted/Gang Vocals] No shirt, no mask, no peace, no fun! She’ll fight a toddler just to be “number one.” Returns a blender she broke last year, “Give me a refund, or I’ll ruin your career!” [Final Chorus – Bigger & Louder] Karen—we don’t want you in our store, The only thing you’re good at is making us hate you more. Karen—don’t need the manager, just go! We’re closing up early, this is your show. [Outro – Spoken/Sarcastic] “Yeah… can I speak to your manager?” …click (door slam sound).
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