Woke up to kids jumpin’ on the sofa Dog’s eatin’ half the tinsel tree Mom's swearin’ in the kitchen ’Cause her timer lied again to me Then Eddie stomps out in his bathrobe Slippers, cigar and all He yells, GOOD MORNING, Neighbors While dumpin’ mystery stuff down the wall Merry Christmas — the shitter’s FULL Back it up, boys, that tank might PuLL If it starts bubblin’, don’t you DARE get close It’s a holiday hazard with a peppermint glow Jingle bells, God help us all Merry Christmas, y’all… the shitter’s FULL Dad tried fixin’ up the fuse box Now the whole damn street went dark The dogs passed out with a candy cane Still stuck in his fur- like art Grandma's mixin’ her special eggnog Kids are stickin’ bows to the cat Eddie waves from the septic line IT’S RUMBLIN’ — YOU MIGHT WANNA STEP BACK Merry Christmas — the shitter’s FULL Holiday magic meets toilet trouble If Santa flies over, he might lose control We got fumes rising higher than the North Pole Throw some tinsel on the chaos, y’all Merry Christmas… the shitter’s FULL We got - A turkey drier than Grandpa’s jokes - A gift bag labeled DON’T OPEN — IT WOKE A stocking full of batteries with no toys to match And Eddie yellin’, IT’S BACKING UP — YOU MIGHT WANNA LATCH Holiday spirit We’re drowning in it — literally Merry Christmas — the shitter’s FULL Holiday cheer at maximum bull Snap a pic, post it up, let the internet roll Chaos is trending, we’re hittin’ our goal Deck the halls with questionable smells Merry Christmas, y’all… the shitter’s FULL
