[Verse 1: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, loud, jackhammer drums and chainsaw guitars] Hour one, I'm polite, I got my coffee and my case number Got my warranty, my receipt, my calm voice for the agent Your call is important, says the lady on the tape Then eight bars of a song like a waiting room at the clinic [Chorus: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, loud, full band] Hold music in my head for life Hold music, hold music, every night Eight bars round and round and round Hold music, I can't put it down [Verse 2: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, louder] Hour two, I'm pacing, I'm doing laps around the couch Dog is hiding in the bathroom and the neighbor's at the window Your call is important, she says it every ninety seconds I've done the math, that's eighty times, she's lying to my face, man Hour three, I'm harmonizing, I found a third above it I'm doing the bass part on the counter with a spoon I hate it and I hate it and I think I kind of love it And the microwave is beeping on the downbeat of the tune [Chorus: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, loud, full band] Hold music in my head for life Hold music, hold music, every night Eight bars round and round and round Hold music, I can't put it down [Verse 3: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, wild] Hour four, I wrote it words, I wrote a verse and a chorus Found a key change in the static at the end of bar eight Called my brother on the other phone to sing him the new part He hung up on me, said you need a doctor, you need help, mate My washing machine's broke, that's the reason that I'm calling Water on the floor and I don't even care no more I just want to hear it loop, I want to hear it falling Back to bar one, back to bar one, like the tide back to the shore [Bridge: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, live voice at hour four, the music cuts out, drums stop dead for one breath, then ranting] Hello, thanks for holding, how can I help No, no, no, no, no, no, no Put me back, put me back, put me back on hold I wanna hear the end of it, I wanna hear it close [Chorus: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, loud, full band] Hold music in my head for life Hold music, hold music, every night Eight bars round and round and round Hold music, I can't put it down [Outro: Hair-trigger ranting male vocalist, ranting, guitars ring out and fade] Your call is important Bar one again [End]