[Verse 1] Well, I woke up this morning in my cozy little Vault, Two hundred years late, but hey, that’s my fault! The clock says it’s breakfast, but the Geiger says „whoa!“, My coffee’s kinda glowin’, but I like it, you know? [Chorus] Oh, it’s a beautiful morning in the Wasteland so fine, Rads in my radishes, but baby, I’m feelin’ divine! Deathclaws are dancin’, the mirelurks sing along, I got my Pip-Boy playin’ my favorite old song! Sha-bop sha-bop, life is just grand, Who needs a future when you got irradiated land? [Verse 2] I met a sweet little lady with three lovely heads, She said „Honey, come closer, let’s share the same bed!“ I smiled real polite, said „Darlin’, I’m shy“, Then ran like a Brahmin with a jetpack nearby! [Chorus] Oh, it’s a wonderful world with a nuclear glow, Super mutants want hugs, but I’m afraid they’re too slow! My Nuka-Cola’s warm and my gun’s out of lead, But I’m still the king of the wasteland instead! Sha-bop sha-bop, ain’t life a thrill, When your best friend’s a robot and he’s payin’ the bill! [Bridge] Now some folks complain ’bout the radstorms and dust, But I got my sunglasses and a whole lot of trust! If the world ends tomorrow, well, that’s yesterday’s news, I’m livin’ the dream in my size-seven shoes! [Final Chorus – extra cheesy] Oh, it’s a fabulous day in the post-apocalypse, Got ghouls in my bathtub and a radroach in my lips! So raise up your bottle, let’s toast to the fray, It’s Vault Boy’s lucky day – hip-hip-hooray! Sha-bop sha-bop, doo-wah diddly-day, Fallout forever, come what may! [Fade out with lots of harmony and an exaggerated drum roll]
