[Intro][Humorous][Hip-hop] Yo, check the mic, one two Is this thing on? Alright, alright Odin's beard, what a day, uh huh [Verse 1][Afroman-inspired] Woke up this morning, sun in the sky Thought, "Today's the day I learn to fly" Or maybe raid a village, pillage and shout But then I remembered what this stuff's about Got a bag of chronic, puff puff pass My Viking ambition, fading fast Odin's callin', thunder in my ear But my head's in the clouds, ain't got no fear [Chorus][Energetic][Hip-hop] I got high, yeah, I got too high Was gonna raid today, but I gotta lie 'Cause I'm just gonna sit on my ass, watch the ravens fly War is work, man, I ain't feeling the vibe Odin getting mad, but my head is reelin' More weed, less mead, that's what I'm feeling Too high to Viking, can't you see? Don't think I'm gonna do a damn thing, believe me! [Verse 2][Humorous] The longship's loaded, the axes are sharp My crew's all ready, playin' on their harp But I'm back in the tent, with a cloudy gaze Lost in the smoke, in a golden haze Someone said, "You got a bag of weed?" 'Cause I stopped dealin', planted a different seed Now I'm just chillin', watching the fire glow Forget the plunder, man, this is the way to go [Chorus][Energetic][Hip-hop] I got high, yeah, I got too high Was gonna raid today, but I gotta lie 'Cause I'm just gonna sit on my ass, watch the ravens fly War is work, man, I ain't feeling the vibe Odin getting mad, but my head is reelin' More weed, less mead, that's what I'm feeling Too high to Viking, can't you see? Don't think I'm gonna do a damn thing, believe me! [Bridge][Humorous] They say I'm a coward, a lazy old Dane But they don't understand this altered brain The mountains are fuzzy, the rivers all sway Maybe tomorrow I'll conquer the day But right now, this couch is my glorious throne Surrounded by pillows, perfectly prone [Chorus][Energetic][Hip-hop] I got high, yeah, I got too high Was gonna raid today, but I gotta lie 'Cause I'm just gonna sit on my ass, watch the ravens fly War is work, man, I ain't feeling the vibe Odin getting mad, but my head is reelin' More weed, less mead, that's what I'm feeling Too high to Viking, can't you see? Don't think I'm gonna do a damn thing, believe me! [Outro][Chill][Hip-hop] Yeah, too high... too high to Viking Odin, chill out, man... Just pass that… uh… scroll. Peace out.
