[Intro] [Energy: Low] [Instrumental] [Muted guitars; tight hats; short tension build] Her boundaries are weak But so is her gag reflex [Verse 1] [Energy: Medium] [Close-mic sneer; tight rhythm] You cried on her couch, You spilled every tear Ya Told her I'm toxic, I'm cruel, I'm the fear Fifty-minute sessions, you paid her to listen I came after hours—no co-pay, just friction She swallowed your secrets and gargled mine Now your hourly rate gets railed on your dime [Pre-Chorus] [Build-Up] [Drums open; vocal climbs] You booked her to bury me I booked her to bend the knee [Chorus] [Chorus] [Energy: High] [Full band; big hook; bright vocal bite] I fucked your therapist! I fucked your therapist! On the same leather couch where you sobbed and confessed She called it a "breakthrough" when I came on her dress I fucked your therapist! How's that for progress? [Post-Chorus] [Drop-out; dry, spoken sting] How’s that for progress? [Verse 2] She said you're repressed, said you're stuck in your head I proved her point—put you both to bed You're still in denial, still writing the check I'm writing my name down the small of her neck You wanted her neutral, professional, clean She's got my fingerprints all over the scene [Pre-Chorus] I saw the notes she took on you "Narcissistic," "Boring," "Sad" I circled "Boring" in bright red ink And signed it "Love, Your Real Dad" [Chorus] I fucked your therapist! I fucked your therapist! Right where you whimpered "he never really cared" She whimpers my name while you're tearing your hair I fucked your therapist! Tell me, doc—how's that feel in there? [Bridge] She cancelled your slot for a house call tonight Said urgent appointment, dimmed all the lights Your trauma’s on file, my cum’s on her thighs Next session’s on me—surprise, surprise [Final Chorus] I fucked your therapist! I fucked your therapist! Your deductible’s high, but I go down for free. Blue Cross Blue Shield paid for the sheets. I fucked your therapist! Best revenge I ever had yet [Outro – whispered then screamed] We used your Rorschach test as a placemat Tell me, [Stop] what do you see in that? [Spoken Word] Send the invoice, babe I already came on it
