[Verse] Norwegian toad in a midnight glow Scrolling the deals in the auction show Found a treasure that made him croak A shiny top hat for a princely bloke [Chorus] Outbid again by a sly raccoon Clicking away under a silver moon With his webbed fingers he tried to claim But the final ding ended his game [Verse 2] He had his tea with a side of woe Counting the seconds as the numbers grow Placed a high bid Oh what a thrill Then came the raccoon with the sniper skill [Chorus] Outbid again by a sly raccoon Stealing dreams with an auction tune The toad hopped mad as the screen went black Another dream gone and he can't get it back [Bridge] He wrote a review filled with virtual sighs "Who knew the web was filled with crafty lies?" Clicked "refresh " hoping he'd see A new top hat floating cheap as can be [Chorus] Outbid again by a sly raccoon Typing fast in a darkened room The toad just laughed The world moved on He'd find a hat when the dawn would dawn
