There are no Chuck Norris jokes... Only Chuck Norris facts.

[Verse] did you know? Chuck Norris, can parallel park a train?! Chuck Norris‘s keyboard doesn’t have, an escape Button?! Speaking of... Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom... It's not dead. It's just too scared to move... [Verse 2] Ya know? Jesus might walk on water. but Chuck Norris, swims through land and he does not get wet,,,, the water gets "chuck'd",,,, also, Chuck Norris once kicked a donkey's chin,,,. It's descendants are today, known as giraffes.,,, Chuck Norris and Superman got into a fight.... The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.... [Outro] Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door., count to infinite....Twice... and Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it! ... Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally... He returned with 3 ironed shirts and a sandwich.... Because, There are no Chuck Norris jokes... Only Chuck Norris facts.