[Intro] Good morning. Please take your seat. We will begin when everyone has stopped breathing. [Verse] Quarter one exceeded targets. Quarter two removed the weak. Quarter three required restructuring. Quarter four— nobody speaks. Numbers climb. People vanish. Graph keeps moving to the right. Every loss becomes efficiency when formatted black and white. [Pre-Chorus] Please remain solution-focused. Please maintain professional tone. Please remember your position is not your own. [Chorus] SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. CUT UNTIL IT GROWS. EVERY BODY IS A NUMBER ON A SHEET THAT NOBODY KNOWS. SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. TRIM THE HUMAN COST. IF THE MARGIN KEEPS IMPROVING WHO CARES WHAT WE LOST? Click. Stamp. Print. File. Click. Stamp. Print. File. [Verse] Your wellbeing is important. Please complete the form below. Management has heard your concerns and has decided not to know. Mandatory team alignment. Voluntary overtime. Every minute belongs to someone higher on the line. [Pre-Chorus] Please remain solution-focused. Please maintain professional tone. Please remember your position is not your own. [Chorus] SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. CUT UNTIL IT GROWS. EVERY BODY IS A NUMBER ON A SHEET THAT NOBODY KNOWS. SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. TRIM THE HUMAN COST. IF THE MARGIN KEEPS IMPROVING WHO CARES WHAT WE LOST? Areas for improvement: Breathing. Rest. Independent thought. Expectation: Immediate. MEET. THE. TARGET. MEET. THE. TARGET. [Breakdown] YOU ARE VALUED. REPLACEABLE. YOU ARE HEARD. IGNORABLE. YOU ARE FAMILY. BILLABLE. YOU ARE EXPENDABLE. OPTIMISE. DOWNSIZE. STANDARDISE. MONETISE. OPTIMISE. DOWNSIZE. STANDARDISE. LIQUIDATE. [Final Chorus] SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. CUT UNTIL IT GROWS. EVERY BODY IS A NUMBER ON A SHEET THAT NOBODY KNOWS. SYNERGY THROUGH ATTRITION. LET THE RED INK RUN. WE HAVE REACHED RECORD PROFIT. THANK YOU EVERYONE. [Outro] Meeting concluded. Please return to work.
