The Lone Rooster in the Coop

[Verse 1] It's a pink tornado in my home Lip gloss wars and hairbrush thrones They all march in sync Like a drumline parade And I'm just a guy with no barricade [Chorus] I'm the lone rooster in the coop Dodging moods like a hula hoop When the tides align I'm in the loop Oh Someone save this clueless troop [Verse 2] The fridge is full of chocolate stashes I'm tiptoeing through mascara crashes They speak in code I’m out of my depth Hormones flying like a Shakespearean set [Prechorus] I try to hide I try to sneak But scented candles make me weak [Chorus] I'm the lone rooster in the coop Their monthly rhythm My endless scoop When storms collide I regroup Oh This dad needs a break or two [Bridge] I read the calendar I plan my retreat But they hunt me down with synchronized feet There’s no escape from the synchronized storm In this estrogen jungle I’m barely warm