[Verse 1] Top of the hill with a terrible plan, No pads, no helmet, just sweat on my hands, Little push forward, now gravity takes— HOLY SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT BRAKES! Wind in my eyes, road under my feet, Forty, fifty, this is fuckin' sweet, Mailbox flashes, somebody screams— I'm moving faster than it seems! [Pre-Chorus] Wheels start shaking! Legs go numb! Here comes a corner— THIS WAS FUCKING DUMB! [Chorus] ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! If a car comes, I'M FUCKING DEAD! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! DON'T FAIL! I'll be a puddle if I bail! Skin on pavement! Face gone pale! Leaving a long BLOODY TRAIL! ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! [Verse 2] Thought I'd look cool, Thought I'd look fast, Now every telephone pole Might be my last! Can't jump off, Can't slow down, I'm basically a missile Heading into town! Dog in the road! MOVE, LITTLE MAN! Lady with groceries— DO WHAT YOU CAN! Every driveway's Russian roulette, This is the dumbest thing I've done yet! [Pre-Chorus] Speed keeps climbing! Death draws near! Funny how courage Turns straight into fear! [Chorus] ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! If a car comes, I'M FUCKING DEAD! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! DON'T FAIL! I'll be a puddle if I bail! Skin on pavement! Face gone pale! Leaving a long BLOODY TRAIL! ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! [Breakdown] DON'T WOBBLE! DON'T SLIP! DON'T CATCH A ROCK AND FUCKING FLIP! HOLD IT STRAIGHT! STAY ALIVE! I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE CHOICE AT FIFTY-FIVE! [Bridge] There is no wisdom. There is no skill. There is only me And a very steep hill. No protective gear. No backup plan. Just gravity screaming— FASTER, MAN! [Final Chorus] ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! EVERY SECOND RAISES THE STAKES! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! DON'T FAIL! I'll be a puddle if I bail! Blood on asphalt! Teeth may sail! Leaving a long BLOODY TRAIL! ALL GRAVITY! NO BRAKES! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! BRAKE ME! [Outro] Bottom of the hill— Still alive. Never again. ... Same time tomorrow?
