[Verse 1] Spilled my coffee on my shirt Still walked in like it was fur (oh yeah) Door guy checked the list twice Said “who are you?” I said “you decide” Boss man talkin’ ‘bout “be more him” I shrugged Smiled Let the sun roll in Every mirror I pass just grins Like it knows something I don’t yet [Chorus] Apparently I’m him That’s what the rumors say I just showed up late Now they’re clearing me a lane I’m laughing in the back They’re chanting like a hymn Guess I woke up average Apparently I’m him (hey!) Apparently I’m him [Verse 2] Text from my ex: “you were right” I just hearted it and caught my flight Middle seat turned to first-class throne Clouds part ways like they’re taking notes Barber lined me up too clean Neighbors waving like they’re on my team Even my dog’s got a little more strut Tail got rhythm Won’t shut up [Chorus] Apparently I’m him That’s what the rumors say I just tripped on air Still I stuck the landing Ay They’re pulling out my chair Like I’m some long-lost king I just cracked a smile Apparently I’m him (oh!) Apparently I’m him [Bridge] [Harmonica riff answers vocal phrases] I was just trying to make rent Now they’re asking for my scent [Call-and-response gang vocals] “Who’s that?” — “That’s him!” “Who said?” — “We did!” [Saxophone solo over boogie groove] [Xylophone solo Playful call-and-response with piano] [Chorus] Apparently I’m him Whole room sing along Clapping off the beat Still it feels like our song From the front row to the back Every stranger Every friend Got the whole world grinning Apparently I’m him (yeah!) Apparently I’m him
