Verse 1: Our clumsy knight, from lands of old, Stumbled into a wasteland cold, With ruins high and skies so gray, He mumbled, “Where did I wander today?” Then came a roar, a towering brute, A Supermutant, with a laser to shoot, “Little man, you’re out of place!” It bellowed loud with a fearsome face. Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, in a world so strange, With bumbles and stumbles, I’ll rearrange, With a trip and a tumble, I’ll stand and fight, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even mutants take flight! Verse 2: The mutant charged with a furious yell, While the knight raised his sword, and slipped as well, His blade flew loose, hit a broken car, And somehow set off a nuclear spar. The mutant froze as the ground did quake, The knight just laughed, “Was that a mistake?” Radiation flared, yet he survived, Protected by armor that barely thrived. Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, in a world so strange, With bumbles and stumbles, I’ll rearrange, With a trip and a tumble, I’ll stand and fight, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even mutants take flight! Bridge: The mutant staggered, its power waned, The knight, confused, remained unchained, He tripped on debris, and with a swing, Knocked a barrel that did its thing. The barrel burst, the mutant fell, As the knight declared, “All’s well that ends well!” He stood triumphant, though unaware, Of the chaos he’d caused just standing there. Verse 3: He wandered off, through the post-apocalypse, With dented armor and a jaunty quip, “Mutants beware, and wasteland too, The clumsy knight will bumble through!” Chorus: Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, in a world so strange, With bumbles and stumbles, I’ll rearrange, With a trip and a tumble, I’ll stand and fight, Oh, I’m the clumsy knight, even mutants take flight! Outro: So sing of the knight from medieval days, Who fought a mutant in the strangest of ways, Through luck and chaos, he won the night, The wasteland’s hero: the clumsy knight!
