[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen… Please rise for the national anthem of bad decisions. [Verse 1] Monday I’m a normal person Tuesday, Wednesday too Thursday starts the preparation For the things we’re gonna do Hydrating like a champion Making plans with the crew By Friday evening everything Has completely fallen through [Pre-Chorus] I’ve got dedication I’ve got heart I’ve got absolutely no idea When to stop [Chorus] I’m a Professional Weekend Athlete Training every Friday night Breaking personal records In extremely bad life choices Professional Weekend Athlete Competing with my friends We don’t know what we’re doing But we do it to the end [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Weekend athlete Oh-oh-oh-oh Going for gold Oh-oh-oh-oh Weekend athlete Never getting old [Verse 2] One friend specializes in karaoke Another in late-night snacks One guy somehow disappears And always magically comes back We’ve got experts in bad dancing And masters of staying out late If poor decisions were Olympic sports We’d dominate every event [Pre-Chorus] No coaches, no sponsors No healthy routines Just determination And questionable dreams [Chorus] I’m a Professional Weekend Athlete Training every Friday night Breaking personal records In extremely bad life choices Professional Weekend Athlete Competing with my friends We don’t know what we’re doing But we do it to the end [Bridge] Gold medal: Making it to sunrise. Silver medal: Finding your phone. Bronze medal: Remembering the taxi ride. [Build] Ready? Three… Two… One… Weekend! [Final Chorus] I’m a Professional Weekend Athlete Training every Friday night Breaking personal records In extremely bad life choices Professional Weekend Athlete Competing with my friends We don’t know what we’re doing But we do it to the end [Outro] See you next weekend. Time to defend the title.
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