Stoner's Boner

Hip-hop circus-rap with hiccuping triplet flow, bouncy boom-bap drums, warped tuba stabs, and vaudeville piano hits; verse rides a swaggering pocket with playful stop-start cadences, pre-chorus strips to handclaps and bass mutters, chorus pops with chanty group shouts and rubbery horn punches, Vocal doubles, ad-lib laughter, tape-stop throws, and whistle fills between lines, Bright, punchy, cartoon-brash mix, hip-hop

V4.5-ALL

[Intro]
Oh no
Oh no
Bunny-hop beat, let’s go

[Verse 1]
He hit that new jar hard
Said, “This one smell like pine”
Two pulls in the alley
Now he walkin’ like a sign
At the county fair lights
In his thrift-store bow tie
He tried to play it cool
But the joke got him live
Then it woke up mean
Right there in the breeze
Now he prayer-hand frozen
Like, “Please, please, please”

[Pre-Chorus]
He said, “Not now, man”
Then he looked at the ground
Tried a deep little exhale
Still it stayed round and proud
He shuffled to the porta
With a panic in his grin
And the whole crew heard him say
“Man, I’m never smoking this again”

[Chorus]
Stoner's Boner, boner
Stoner's Boner, boner
Won’t go down, won’t go down
Not in this clown-town
Stoner's Boner, boner
Stoner's Boner, boner
Hide it with your hoodie
Hide it with your bow tie

[Verse 2]
He ducked behind the cotton candy
Acting real “man, I’m fine”
Got a tiny cup of ice
Held it up like a shrine
Tried walking backwards
Tried a cold-air spin
But every step he took
Made the problem rise again
The magician on the stage
Kept the doves and the flames
While our guy in the crowd
Tried to outwalk his shame
He texted all his boys
Like, “I need a rescue plan”
They sent a string of memes
And a “bro, that’s your brand”

[Bridge]
He found a quiet bench
By the funnel-cake stand
Took a humble little lesson
From a very stubborn stand
If life gets weird on you
You breathe, you wait, you grin
And never trust a strain
That can clown you from within

[Final Chorus]
Stoner's Boner, boner
Stoner's Boner, boner
Won’t go down, won’t go down
Not in this clown-town
Stoner's Boner, boner
Stoner's Boner, boner
Hide it with your hoodie
Hide it with your bow tie

[Outro]
Oh no
Oh no
Bunny-hop, bow tie, go

2180/7500

[Intro] Oh no Oh no Bunny-hop beat, let’s go [Verse 1] He hit that new jar hard Said, “This one smell like pine” Two pulls in the alley Now he walkin’ like a sign At the county fair lights In his thrift-store bow tie He tried to play it cool But the joke got him live Then it woke up mean Right there in the breeze Now he prayer-hand frozen Like, “Please, please, please” [Pre-Chorus] He said, “Not now, man” Then he looked at the ground Tried a deep little exhale Still it stayed round and proud He shuffled to the porta With a panic in his grin And the whole crew heard him say “Man, I’m never smoking this again” [Chorus] Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Won’t go down, won’t go down Not in this clown-town Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Hide it with your hoodie Hide it with your bow tie [Verse 2] He ducked behind the cotton candy Acting real “man, I’m fine” Got a tiny cup of ice Held it up like a shrine Tried walking backwards Tried a cold-air spin But every step he took Made the problem rise again The magician on the stage Kept the doves and the flames While our guy in the crowd Tried to outwalk his shame He texted all his boys Like, “I need a rescue plan” They sent a string of memes And a “bro, that’s your brand” [Pre-Chorus] He said, “Not now, man” Then he looked at the ground Tried a deep little exhale Still it stayed round and proud He shuffled to the porta With a panic in his grin And the whole crew heard him say “Man, I’m never smoking this again” [Chorus] Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Won’t go down, won’t go down Not in this clown-town Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Hide it with your hoodie Hide it with your bow tie [Bridge] He found a quiet bench By the funnel-cake stand Took a humble little lesson From a very stubborn stand If life gets weird on you You breathe, you wait, you grin And never trust a strain That can clown you from within [Final Chorus] Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Won’t go down, won’t go down Not in this clown-town Stoner's Boner, boner Stoner's Boner, boner Hide it with your hoodie Hide it with your bow tie [Outro] Oh no Oh no Bunny-hop, bow tie, go

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