Ain’t That Some Bullshit?

Verse 1) He says he’s workin’ late again, That’s what he told me way back then. Funny how “overtime” looks a lot Like neon lights and a parking lot. He left his socks in the kitchen sink, His truck on E, and his beer in the drink. Can’t remember one damn thing I said, But knows every quarterback who’s ever been dead. (Pre-Chorus) And every time I call him out, He acts like he can’t figure it out. (Chorus) Ain’t that some bullshit, ain’t that the truth, Men stay boys no matter what they do. They lie, they cheat, they swear they’ve changed, Then do the same damn thing again. We cook, we clean, we pay some bills, Keep the whole damn world uphill. If patience was money, girl, I’d be rich, Instead I’m stuck puttin’ up with this shit. (Verse 2) Now Becky at the bar said she saw him there, Laughin’ with a blonde and flippin’ his hair. He told me she was “just a friend,” That’s usually where the trouble begins. He bought a fishing boat last June, Without askin’ me what we could afford. Then had the nerve to say last week, “We oughta watch what we spend some more.” (Pre-Chorus) Lord have mercy, bless his heart, That man’s dumb enough to think he’s smart. (Chorus) Ain’t that some bullshit, ain’t that the truth, Men stay boys no matter what they do. They lie, they cheat, they swear they’ve changed, Then do the same damn thing again. We cook, we clean, we pay some bills, Keep the whole damn world uphill. If patience was money, girl, I’d be rich, Instead I’m stuck puttin’ up with this shit. (Bridge) Here’s to the women holdin’ it down, In every little backroad town. To the mamas, daughters, wives, and friends, Who clean up messes time and again. Raise ‘em high if you’ve ever thought, “Lord, why’s this fool the one I got?” (Final Chorus) Ain’t that some bullshit, ain’t that a shame, Different cowboy, same damn game. They forget our birthdays, lose their keys, Need directions to find the damn TV. But we’ll laugh, survive, and carry on, Like country women always have done. So here’s one toast before I quit— To every woman puttin’ up with men’s shit. (Outro) Ladies… If he’s ever lied… Raise ’em up. If he’s ever cheated… Raise ’em up. If he’s sittin’ at home right now Wonderin’ why you’re mad… Raise ’em up. He knows exactly why.