[[───────────────────────────]] © 2025 Text by @cptjackzerow All rights reserved. Copying my songs is prohibited. Covers are welcome with credit Our Discord Server 🥀Soundgarden🥀 https://discord.gg/Y8Xp8bnaZH 🟢Find me on Spotify & Co. 🟢 https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/artist/67gI9freA67P7vx51zzaAE?si=UfGypQ4LQuGmTe2MroOEmw Not a song you could take seriously... like always with me :> In this song only boredom has died ♥ Enjoy the Trip! ♥ [[───────────────────────────]] [Intro] Welcome aboard ze Hell Express A train so punctual even ze Reichsbahn wär impressed Next stop? Die Hölle.. Achja, und janz wichtig!! There are no refunds, no complaints, und keine beschissenen Sitzplatzreservierungen. All regrets must remain on board or be incinerated, danke sehr! [Verse 1] So you zink you’re special? Want a first class seat? ("Ja, wie süß.") But zis ain’t Lufthansa zis is Luzifer’s Zug. No refunds hier you signed ze deal Enjoy ze flames ze pain is real [Interlude] Your conductor today is Helga. She has won several awards for punctuality, ... efficiency ... and bodycount. [Hook] ("All aboard") - step inside~ ("All aboard") - your final ride~ ("All aboard") - no stops ahead~ ("All aboard") - all hope is dea- {Choo - Choo - Choo} {Next stop} (Hell) {Choo - Choo - Choo} {Next stop} (Hell) {Choo - Choo - Choo} {Next stop} (Hell) {Choo - Choo - Choo} {Next stop} (Hell) {Choo - Choo - Choo} [Verse 2] Trapped in the dark your screams grow weak The walls close in no voice to speak Every shadow, every tear Feeds the beast, that’s drawing near [drop] [Outro] Und now!!! Please step out!!! ja langsam Reihe für Reihe wir haben ewig Zeit! Oh, and please remember Ze gates of hell open on the left — unless you’re premium soul then ja richtig, right into ze oven. Ehm.. Gleich da vorne rechts. dankeschön.