[Verse 1] I met a cucumber praying by the sink Said, “Cut me once, I’ll still come back to think” Half a body, whole mind, meaner than your knife Leafy little legend with a taste for life It split, then healed in a flash Like nothing ever got cut Now I think the chopping board Was just a throne in the mud They hear us through the plastic wrap They read the knife in your hand And every slice was a speech In a language we don't understand MAAAN, they been tryin’ to talk Through the bag and the crate We took their heads for a joyride Now they’re done bein’ bait [Chorus] Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells They heal up fast when you cut them in half Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells They see right through you, baby, every grudge and laugh Cucumbers and spells [Verse 2] The tomato levitated slow Above a dented steel pan Then copied my mother's voice And laughed like a busted fan Lonely TikTokers filming with a ring light glare Getting cursed by a beetroot with a thousand-yard stare One wink, one blink, then the captions all lie Next thing they’re uploading to the parsley sky Those veggies told tales, and we laughed them away Now they glide through the cupboards at the end of the day Not the cucumber sweat, man, that’s battle smoke The woman holds him captive? That’s the oldest joke they say she owns the cucumber... That's supermarket propaganda. You think she bought the cucumber? Brother... He chose the basket. [Pre-Chorus] Maaaaan, those veggies took a stand And I bet it's part of the man's plan The woman holds him captive there But the bean sees through the fan [Chorus] Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells They heal right back When the blade goes down Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells They saw our sins And they’re coming round [Bridge] The band says the system did this Made us hungry, made us grin Put our mouths on the little green prophets Then blamed the hunger on sin Now every blade gets a memory Every peel starts a war And the lonely ones on the apps Hear the celery at their door [Breakdown - wall of noise fill into walking bass riff only] Glass eaters Glass eaters For life You ever seen a cucumber blink? ... Exactly. Glass eaters For life Glass eaters For life [Final Chorus - full band slams back in.] Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells They know what we do They know it too well Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells Heal in the cut Then curse the whole damn cell Cucumbers and spells Cucumbers and spells No more diced up lies No more lonely little hells [Outro] MAAAAN Those veggies took a stand Glass eaters For life
