Rosie O'Donnell is never comin' back (retry)

Verse 1 She packed her bags in Dublin town, Boarded a jet, never looked back down. A one-way ticket with her name in black, And Uncle Sam said, “Ain’t no comin’ back.” Chorus Rosie O'Donnell is never comin’ back, Waved goodbye with her suitcase and a snack. No flag, no roots, no stars and stripes, Just headlines burnin’ through late-night gripes. And we all cheered from red, white, and black — Rosie O'Donnell is never comin’ back. Verse 2 She ranted loud on the TV screen, Now she’s just a ghost in a past tense meme. Trump said “Bye,” with a pen in hand, Signed her off like a borderland. Bridge Now Ireland’s got her, but they’re lookin’ tired, Trying to send her back — denied and expired. But the eagle's proud, the paperwork’s tight, And Rosie’s stuck in a green isle night. Chorus (repeat) Rosie O'Donnell is never comin’ back, No press tours, no stateside comeback track. From Broadway lights to ex-pat fights, She’s just a memory lost in flight. And we all sang loud on that freedom track — Rosie O'Donnell is never comin’ back. Outro So raise a toast, and turn the page, To a brand new era and a cleaner stage. If you hear her shout from across the sea, Just change the channel — let her be.