[Intro] [Verse 1] Shit Trader, Shit Trader Hey it’s me again, in the red with a crying PNL Card Blood on the streets, a victim of crime The only bodies I'm burying are mine Shorters love me, exit liquidity serendipity Do what I say, but not as I do It’s nothing new, profits will cascade Fade my trade, it's best to evade Because I’m a… [Chorus] Red flag, inverse signal, your spidey senses tingle Mayday, mayday! Unstoppable loss porn Payday in dismay, all hope is forlorn I've got an infinite water hack, tears keep flowing from my tear sack My candles are always getting redder and my lawns have never looked better Greens nourished by my exit liquidity Allergic to profit, might as well run a charity Who am I? The Apex Shit Trader [Verse 2] I’m inverse Cramer’s bastard son Bull runs can’t stop me, I launch bad trades like a machine gun (BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!) My trades want to defy gravity But all my funds just disappear in a cavity You’d think I’d grow, you’d think I’d learn some new tricks You ought to know, my candles are loyal to physics Because I’m a… [refrain] Red flag, inverse signal, your spidey senses tingle Mayday, mayday! Unstoppable loss porn Payday in dismay, all hope is forlorn I've got an infinite water hack, tears keep flowing from my tear sack My candles are always getting redder and my lawns have never looked better Greens nourished by my exit liquidity Allergic to profit, might as well run a charity Who am I? The Apex Shit Trader [Verse 3] New tickers got me salivating High leverage is exhilarating My losses keep accelerating Green while I’m asleep, red when I’m awake Looking for that magical traders take Licking my wounds, praying for some moons In my chat I've got company, they all call me [Beat Drop] Red flag, inverse signal, your spidey senses tingle Mayday, mayday! Unstoppable loss porn Payday in dismay, all hope is forlorn I've got an infinite water hack, tears keep flowing from my tear sack My candles are always getting redder and my lawns have never looked better Greens nourished by my exit liquidity Allergic to profit, might as well run a charity Who am I? The apex shit trader The Apex Shit Trader [Beat Drop] Red flag, inverse signal, your spidey senses tingle Mayday, mayday! Unstoppable loss porn Payday in dismay, all hope is forlorn I've got an infinite water hack, tears keep flowing from my tear sack My candles are always getting redder and my lawns have never looked better Greens nourished by my exit liquidity Allergic to profit, might as well run a charity Who am I? The Apex Shit Trader [Outro] Win lose lose lose Jump trip fall roll stall Win lose lose lose Dust off stand pump jump Win lose lose lose Jump trip fall roll stall Rinse and Repeat Who am I? The Apex Shit Trader [End]
