(Beastie Boys Style: Rowdy, Fast-Paced, and Full of Energy) (Intro) Yo, yo, Team Canada’s here, and we’re settin’ it straight, Maple leaf in the house, no time to debate! From the cold-ass prairies to the coastal tides, We’re takin’ it back, no more free rides! (Verse 1) Hey yo, I’m rollin’ through the Rockies with a toque on my head, While the government’s chillin’, we be fightin’ instead! They talk big, play slick, but they’re losin’ the game, Team Canada unite, we put ‘em all to shame! Got the east on blast, west coast to the core, You messin’ with the people? Nah, we settlin’ the score! It’s a takeover, buyin’ none of their trash, We the red and the white, comin’ through in a flash! (Chorus) Yo, rise up! We’re takin’ control, From the Arctic ice to the southern pole! They try to divide, but we multiply, Team Canada approach—yeah, it’s do or die! (Verse 2) Step to the mic like a Zamboni slide, Clear the ice, pave the path, let the people decide! They can tax all the syrup, but the flavor’s too sweet, We’re the maple mob, takin’ over the beat! From Vancouver streets to the cod fish bays, We got a hockey stick swingin’ through political plays! No suits, no ties, just flannel and pride, Team Canada approach—yo, it’s nation-wide! (Chorus) Yo, rise up! We’re takin’ control, From the Arctic ice to the southern pole! They try to divide, but we multiply, Team Canada approach—yeah, it’s do or die! (Bridge) Hey! Hey! Yo, bring the noise, From Newfoundland shores to Alberta’s joys! We got the truth, we got the sound, Team Canada’s approach is breakin’ it down! (Verse 3) Pop the poutine, crack the cold Molson brew, We’re united in the fight, comin’ stronger than you! No fake promises, no more schemes, We the people of the north, livin’ maple dreams! They wanna break us up, but we’re here to connect, Every province, every voice, gettin’ full respect! It’s a red-and-white riot with a hint of gold, Team Canada approach—yeah, the story’s been told! (Outro) So throw your hands up, wave that flag high, We’re the backbone, buys, we’ll never say die! From coast to coast, we’re makin’ the sound, Team Canada’s approach is tearin’ it down! (Fades out with layered chants and a wild scratching solo)
