Even though this baking is a total disaster, maybe it’s not a total failure? Maybe I’m okay? Maybe muffins with thighs aren’t the worst thing ever? 😏 Oh yeah, Yeah, Mmm, Mmm, [Verse] Started with a little simple flour and sugar, Now I'm reaching for the salt, (Heh) And calling my mother, I forgot to set the timer, Am I dumb or a genius?, Are the eggs in the fridge?, Where's the baking powder?, I don't think it matters, They both look the same, My oven's on fire, It's getting pretty dire, 'Cause I'm not the same man I was before, No, No, NO!, [Chorus] Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, [Verse 2] Two sticks of butter, Let me tell you, Don't say, One wrong move, Could bake it and die, Mix the flour with the water, Make the bread rise, Go in there, (Go in there) Come back, (Come back!) Muffin with thighs, Muffin with thighs, I'm just trying to make some bread, But it's not workin', (It's not workin') I'm not gonna cry, But I'm hurtin', (I'm hurtin') I think I made the smoke alarm go off, (Go off) How'd I forget the flour?, I'm so lost, Okay..., [Pre-Chorus] Smoke detector goin' off, Now I gotta vent, [Bridge] Missed the most important ingredient, Why are they all the wrong shape?, Why are they not supposed to look like that?, I did this on my own, So you should be my witness, [Verse 3] Welcome back to another episode of my kitchen, (kitchen) So everything tastes amazing, (Oh fuck that's a lie) This is so bad, Oh my god!, This is so bad, (So bad) Oh my god!, This is so bad, (Might as well quit) [Bridge] One wrong move, Could bake it and die, Mix the flour with the water, Make the bread rise, Go in there, Come back, (Come back!) Muffin with thighs, Maybe it isn't such a bad thing, (bad thing) Don't substitute, For anything other than more butter, One bite, Might make you paralyzed, (GLITCH) [Chorus] Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now, Baby, Now I'm a baker now,
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