[Verse 1] Yo, Kartoffelsalat, slice it real thin, it's a stunt Add that vinegar and oil, shake like you doing a dance hunt With mayo, it tastes a bit cray-cray Kartoffelsalat all day, hey hey! Tomatos out, sliced up like it's karate, pow! Vinegar and oil, got that shake-and-spice flow now Sour cream, make it taste like a banana split Tomatensalat, laugh it up, that's legit! Carrot salad, slice and dice like a ninja in a tizzy Vinegar and oil, keep it spicy and busy Watch it turn blacker than lost socks in the dryer Karottensalat, get a taste of this fire! [Chorus] I'm shaking it up, like a salad DJ Throw it all together, a mixed buffet Toss it out, shouldn't have, but that's the fate Now it's just a mystery plate [Verse 2] Or just stack it, stack it, simple as that Layered like lasagna in my salad hat Even layers, precise, don't be mad Now you've got a tower of salad rad! [Verse 3] Wurstsalat, rockin' with boiled eggs, that's no joke With Swiss cheese, yeah, it ain't just for folk Not for vegans, wilder than an Indiana raccoon Wurstsalat, set to the salad tune Fleischsalat, better than any wurst plate Turkey or Ute meat, mmm, what's the fate? Black and white, late or too bad, mate Fleischsalat, going on my salad date! [Chorus] Always fruitberries, it just ain't nice Tastes like a sleepy french fry with ice Gonna grab my fork, put the salad on pause This funky fruit chorus! [Chorus] Meat's the treat, healthy, it gleams From cows, pigs, even dog's dreams Meat's the real deal, full chill, no pat Skip the salad, let's get fat! [Chorus] Always fruitberries, it just ain't nice Tastes like a sleepy french fry with ice Gonna grab my fork, put the salad on pause This funky fruit chorus! (Yo, it's a bit high for me, but others might rock it still)
