[Intro – valley girl vocal fry] Oh my god. Is that a BMW? Yeah. I’m gonna die. [Verse 1] Blinker’s a paid feature, didn’t check that box Tailgating so close, we’re basically docked High beams on like it’s Search & Rescue Sunglasses at night ‘cause aesthetic, dude Base model flexing with the fake M badge Seven-year loan, infinite audacity Speed limit’s fake, lanes are suggestions Mirror’s just there for face inspections [Pre-Chorus] Why you mad? I had space. If you exist, I can take your place. [Chorus – catchy scream-sing] NO SIGNAL JUST VIBES CUT YOU OFF AND I’M FEELING ALIVE NO SIGNAL ALL ME THIS IS MY ROAD YOU’RE JUST NPCs [Verse 2] Parallel parking? Babe, I freehand Two spots minimum, call it land grab Hazards on in the rain like it’s immunity Driving like traffic laws are a community guideline Phone in one hand, latte in the other Merging blind like “you’ll figure it out, brother” Check engine light? That’s just mood lighting Dashboard screaming, but I’m still fighting [Pre-Chorus 2] If I fit, I’m in If I don’t, I try If we crash? That’s on your vibe. [Chorus – heavier] NO SIGNAL NO BRAKES MERGE FIRST THEN I HESITATE NO SIGNAL ALL EGO MAIN CHARACTER DELUSIONAL HERO [Breakdown – chanty meme hell] LEFT LANE MINE RIGHT LANE MINE YOUR LANE MINE TURN SIGNAL DECLINED LEASED ANGRY LATE FOR NOTHING [Bridge – valley girl mockery] Like, sorry I almost killed you But I was manifesting urgency? If you didn’t want me there Why did you leave a gap emotionally? [Final Chorus – full send] NO SIGNAL NO PLAN CUT ACROSS SIX LANES YES I CAN NO SIGNAL JUST GAS CUT YOU OFF THEN SLAM THE BRAKES CLASS [Final Chorus – full send] NO SIGNAL NO PLAN CUT ACROSS SIX LANES YES I CAN NO SIGNAL JUST GAS CUT YOU OFF THEN SLAM THE BRAKES CLASS [Outro – whispered fry] Anywayyy… If a BMW’s behind you? Just assume it’s about to do something illegal.
