(Spoken )Hey man don’t bogart that joint Let loose the sternlines And to the Island we’ll point Where the ocean flows into the blue lagoon There sat a fishing trawler And here is a tune It’s a tale of a skipper a man of the sea Who bought a ship cause nothing is free oh no man He motored to Lord Howe From mainland to the Island bay Aboard his boat He called Darcy Grae Now Darcy was tough In all types of weather She could handle the swell She could ride out whenever So the skipper went by many a title in the ships log Some called him Allerdy They called him Two dogs Some called him Toss But if they gave him any lip He said you better call me I’m Captain Steamship His crew were roughnuts And bilge rats he found From parts of the world Where none were around The roll call of deckies Would give you a clue Of how much labour You’d get from this crew Polish Pete came from Poland And Digger the chef Who could cook a mean pizza but often played deaf Chrissy supplied the great vegee tucker While Maverick was generally legs up in the scuppers Now Mister he should have boarded her sooner Cause he was the man who could handle the Tuna And wazza was prone to swear like a shocker Cause Charley Colchitas kept using his old mattress topper They’d all work together to put the lines out With besser block sinkers Then swing her about It turned out the winch could be quite temperamental So hand over hand did drive them quite mental The tuna and kingfish all frozen and bound On QantasLink dash 8 they flew Sydney town Then off to Japan and Tokyo city They fetched the top dollar in fish market Tsukiji One time Darcy Grae went up to Middleton reef Here lies a story But I’ll keep it quite brief Stuck on the reef lay the Monray Frontier A fresh wreck for pirates With little to fear They pilllaged and plundered All sorts of treasure The gear and equipment They took at their leisure Then back to the island The Darcy did go Left Monray Frontier with nothing to show So here ends the story Of the ship Darcy Grae She’s finished her fishing And sailing away (Acoustic Guitar break solo) But Captain steamship Refuses to rust He bought a new ship And he calls her Stardust With Boots as his bosun He goes back and forth He’s still on the ocean And his compass points North