[Intro: Pete Blast] Yeah, We Comin’ now! C’mon! Uh! Yeah! That’s right! We puttin’ it down! [Verse 1: Pete Blast] It’s like a family in here Just a little disabled Putting it down, we lay em’ out on the table! (Yeah!) Who’s in the house? The brothers’ in the house! ‘Bout to turn it on out Let you know what we about Kinda like Cain and Abel A bit unstable Don’t be breaking the frame Break the whole damn table! How we shut it down We give ’em a blast Keep it real though, just shoes in they ass! [Bridge 1: Pete Blast] That’s right! We putting it down! Yeah, we in the house! Uh! Yeah, c’mon! Okay! [Verse 2: Pete Blast] Hypnotized in a trance Gotta make em’ dance Jump in the pit Now throw up your hands! Having a party who blasts on the mic Spittin’ lyrics on my tongue Bringin’ the hype The doors wide open Do you dare to come in? Battle with the boys Mess with us, wit a sin! So who’s up next as we gather ‘round the table? Lay ya’ ass flat let ya know that we’re able! [Bridge 2: Pete Blast] We comin’ now C’mon! (2×) Uh! Yeah! That’s right! We putting it down! Yeah, we in the house! Uh! Yeah! C’mon! Okay! You know! Shut it down! [Verse 3: Pete Blast] It’s like a family in here Just a little disabled Putting it down lay em’ out on the table (Yeah!) Who’s in the house? The brothers in the house! ‘Bout to turn it on out Let you know what we about Kinda like Cain and Abel A bit unstable Don’t be breaking the frame We break the whole damn table How we shut it down? We give ‘em a blast! Keep it real though just shoes in they ass! Hypnotized in a trance Gotta make em’ dance Jump in the pit Now throw up your hands! Having a party who blasts on the mic Spittin’ lyrics on my tongue Bringin’ the hype The doors wide open Do you dare to come in? Battle with the boys Mess with us, wit a sin! [Running Dialogue Bridge: The Dudley Boyz – Revamped & De-Repetitioned WWE-Style Promo] D-Von: Thou shalt… GET THE TABLES! My brothers and sisters, gathered here tonight… Bubba Ray: Yeah, all you sorry-ass sinners packin’ this arena! D-Von: I said, CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES, DAMMIT! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: You feel that holy fire burnin’? That’s the spirit of destruction callin’! Bubba Ray: It’s callin’ for your broken backs and splintered dreams! D-Von: Y’all ready to repent? CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: Front row fools, you paid good money to watch us baptize these chumps in wood! Bubba Ray: And we’re ’bout to deliver full immersion – face-first through plywood salvation! D-Von: Who feels the power? CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: Back there hidin’ in the cheap seats – y’all still doubters? Wake the hell up! Bubba Ray: Or we’ll wake you up permanent-like, stacked and cracked! D-Von: One more for the non-believers… CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: The sacred tables are stacked high, whisperin’ our holy gospel of pain! Bubba Ray: And tonight, we’re the preachers with the hardest sermons! D-Von: Feel the spirit movin’ yet? CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: We’re ‘bout to send these heathens straight to Dudleyville eternity! Bubba Ray: No comin’ back from that 3D drop, suckas! D-Von: Who’s ready for the rapture of the ring? CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY! D-Von: This ain’t no sermon – this is judgment day, bitches! Bubba Ray: And judgment’s comin’ down hard! D-Von: Final call for all you sinners… CAN I GET A WITNESS?! Bubba Ray: GET THE GODDAMN TABLES! D-Von: OH MY BROTHER… TESTIFY!!! [Outro: Pete Blast] C’mon! Uh! Yeah! That’s right! We puttin’ it down! Yeah! That’s right! We puttin’ it down! Yeah, we in the house! Uh, yeah, c’mon! Okay! We Comin’ now C’mon! (2×) Uh! Yeah! That’s right!
