ONE FOR ALL (AND ALL FOR ME) [Spoken Intro — Lone Spotlight] Tell me. Are you alone? Don't give me that innocent stuff or you'll be alone. [Band Crash] [Verse 1 — Seductive Theatrical Swagger] Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet. Something has been throbbing within me. It's been beating like the incessant tom-tom in the primitive jungle. Something that I must ask you: Would you wash out a pair of socks for me? It's just my way of telling you I love you. I love you. I love all of you! [Pre-Chorus — Rising] Did anyone ever tell you you had beautiful eyes? Well, you have. And so have you. I don't think I've ever seen four more beautiful eyes in my life. Well, three anyway. [Chorus — Huge Gang Vocals] One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter! Be free, my friends! One for all and all for me! [Verse 2 — Flirtatious Theatrical Swagger] You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave. We three would make an ideal couple. Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? 'Cause if you haven't, we can quit right now. [Pre-Chorus 2 — Band Building] One false move and I'm yours. I love you. I love you anyhow. How happy I could be with either of these two, if both of them just went away. [Chorus — Huge Gang Vocals] One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter! Be free, my friends! One for all and all for me! [Bridge — Theatrical Spoken Interlude] Pardon me while I have a strange interlude. Well, what d'ya say, girls? What d'ya say? Will you marry me? Both of you. Let's all get married. This is my party! [Immediate Extended Guitar Solo — Flamboyant, Cocky, Melodic, Shamelessly Over-the-Top] [Final Chorus 1 — Drums and Bass Only, Lead-and-Crowd Sing-Along, Call-and-Response Gang Vocals] One for all— (AND ALL FOR ME!) And me for you— (AND THREE FOR FIVE!) And six— (FOR A QUARTER!) [Band Cuts Out] Be free, my friends! [Full-Band Re-Entry] ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ME! [Final Chorus 2 — Biggest, Double-Tracked Lead, Full Band, Full Crowd Singing] One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter! Be free, my friends! One for all and all for me! One for all and all for me! Be free, my friends! One for all and all for me! [Band Stop] [Spoken Outro] I'm sorry, ladies. We'll have to postpone the wedding for a few days. Maybe for a few years. Before I get married, I'm gonna sow a couple of wild oats. [Guitar Stabs] [Big Finish] [End]
