NeonTheFox - Rule Thirty Four (NTF Album)

[Intro] Welcome to the internet… We regret to inform you… If it exists… There’s probably fan art of it… [Verse 1] I opened up my browser late at night Thought I’d just look up some retro sprite Five minutes later I was screaming “WHAT?!” Why’s the toaster wearing fishnets and a hat? There’s vampires dancing with a traffic cone Somebody married an old smartphone Cartoon villains in a hot tub scene I can never unsee what I’ve seen [Pre-Chorus] Every fandom, every game Sooner or later it’s all the same You think your favorite show is safe? Give the internet one single day [Chorus] RULE THIRTY-FOUR! What’s behind that door? If it exists, there’s art and maybe more RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Can’t ignore The internet’s a very weird place for sure RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Somebody made lore About a dragon and a grocery store RULE THIRTY-FOUR! I can’t take no more Why’s the vacuum cleaner suddenly hardcore?! [Verse 2] I searched for memes and I searched for cats Now I need emotional support after that Why’s the moon in fishnet tights? Why’s the cereal box posing every night? Every movie, every game Every mascot gets the same treatment eventually You can run but you can’t hide The cursed fan artists multiply worldwide [Build-Up] One click… two click… oh no no no… I should’ve stopped an hour ago Algorithm pulling me deeper down Into the weirdest side of town [Drop] RULE THIRTY-FOUR! It spreads like lore Every fandom’s entering the danger zone RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Now I know Never browse the internet alone [Verse 3] There’s anime knights and pirate ducks Robots somehow falling deeply in love An alien dating a microwave Honestly the internet’s beyond saving Somebody drew the weather app With dramatic hair and a six-pack abs Even Google Maps ain’t safe no more There’s fan fiction at the grocery store [Bridge] Late night scrolling at 3 AM Questioning my life again How did we get to this bizarre dimension? Humanity needs intervention But somehow it’s hilarious too The things creative people do The web’s a giant fever dream Powered by chaos and caffeine [Final Chorus] RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Hear the crowd roar Every single fandom hit the floor RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Forevermore The internet remains completely cursed for sure RULE THIRTY-FOUR! One thing’s guaranteed Someone somewhere drawing memes at hyperspeed RULE THIRTY-FOUR! Raise the neon torch And pray nobody yassified your favorite torch [Outro] So remember this before you explore… If it exists…someone wants more RULE THIRTY FOUR.