[INTRO] [Soft radio static] [Ocean ambience] [Radar sweep] [Warm synth pad] [Radio voice:] Good evening, listeners. This is Pirate Radio. Tonight's forecast calls for scattered clouds, light winds, and favorable conditions across most known horizons. Please enjoy responsibly. [VERSE 1] South winds moving off the water Clouds drifting slowly from the west Harbor lights along the shoreline Settling into place to rest Chance of fog around midnight Chance of rain before the dawn Nothing out of the ordinary Nothing worth dwelling on [PRE-CHORUS] Just another evening Just another sky Just another forecast For another night [CHORUS] Conditions remain favorable Across most known skies Visibility is excellent Beyond the naked eye Conditions remain favorable Across the sea and time If you happen to see something strange You're probably doing fine [DROP] Conditions remain favorable Conditions remain favorable [VERSE 2] Chance of fog: forty percent Chance of rain: twenty-two Chance of hearing distant music Nobody can trace back to you Chance of finding old photographs You don't remember taking Chance of recognizing places You swear you've never been [PRE-CHORUS] Nothing worth reporting Nothing to be alarmed Just another forecast Just another calm [CHORUS] Conditions remain favorable Across most known skies Visibility is excellent Beyond the naked eye Conditions remain favorable Across the sea and time If you happen to see something strange You're probably doing fine [DROP] Conditions remain favorable Conditions remain favorable [RADAR SWEEP] [BRIDGE] Chance of remembering a life You never lived before Twelve percent Chance of hearing your name In a transmission Seven percent Chance of observing a second horizon Near coastal regions Three percent Chance of arriving somewhere Not appearing on current charts Difficult to calculate Conditions remain favorable [BUILD] Across most known skies Across most known skies Across most known skies [FINAL CHORUS] Conditions remain favorable Across most known skies Visibility is excellent Beyond the naked eye Conditions remain favorable Across the sea and time If you happen to see something strange You're probably doing fine Conditions remain favorable Across most known skies Conditions remain favorable Across most known skies [OUTRO] [Radio voice:] Current outlook remains stable. Chance of impossible celestial events: Twelve percent. We'll keep you updated. [Radio static] Signal continues...
