[Title: Bojangles Stole Christmas] (Woof! Woof!) Sleigh bells, bark bark! Yeah, this one's about Bojangles![Intro] [Verse 1] Well the tree went up on December first, Bojangles thought it was a gift for his thirst, Drank the water, ate a string of lights, Now he glows when he goes out at night. Saw Santa on the lawn so tall and round, Barked so hard he knocked the whole thing down. Ohhh, Bojangles, you holiday hound! You ate the cookies, you ate the ham, Unwrapped all the presents before we even can! Got tinsel on your butt and joy in your jowls, Bojangles! Merry Christmas, you goofy hound! (Arf! Arf!)[Chorus] [Verse 2] Left the ham by the fire to cool a bit, Bojangles did what a Bojangles do - he bit! One big chomp and a guilty little trot, Now he's nappin' in the wrappin' with a buttered snout. Tried to get a nice little Christmas card pic, Antler hat lasted 'bout two seconds quick, Knocked down momma, stole daddy's shoe, Card just says "Send help and chew toys too!" Ohhh, Bojangles, you holiday hound! Tangled up the lights all over town, You think every carol is howled just for you, And buddy, honestly, it kinda is true! Come on now![Chorus] (Soft, sweet) He don't care 'bout naughty or nice, Just wants a belly rub and a second slice, No presents need to be under the tree, Cause he IS the present, can't you see?[Bridge] [Big Final Chorus - All sing, claps, barks] Ohhh, Bojangles, you holiday hound! Drool on the stockings, cheer all around, You ate half the tree but we love you still! Bojangles, you jingled all over the house, Merry Christmas, you wonderful, ridiculous hound! Merry Christmas, Bojangles! (Woof woof woof! Good boy!) Good boy! Good boy![Outro] 
