[Intro] (Oi, turn the click up a bit.) [drum count in] We are not your girlfriends, babe [Verse 1] You lean on the bar like it might fall down Say "you alright, darling" like you own this town Ask what I am drinking, do I come here much Your hand on my shoulder is a bit too much You talk about your podcast, your crypto coin Your mate in the corner cracks his knuckles joint You say you like "girls who play hard to get" You have not met a girl like me just yet [Pre Chorus] You think you are the main event Big cologne and no content We already wrote the group chat text "Guess what this idiot said to me next" [Chorus] Take a screenshot, send to the group chat He said "smile, love", can you believe that We are laughing at your lines, not with you No, we do not want a drink from you Take a screenshot, send to the group chat You are not getting any closer than that [Verse 2] You shout over the band like you are on stage Ask me my star sign, guess my age Say you know the owner, you can get us in free Point at my guitar case, say "play something for me" You tell me you love "chicks in little rock bands" Try to put your wrist watch over my hands You say you can "help with our career" Funny, we did not see you selling tickets here [Pre Chorus] You think you are the headline act Too much lager, not enough fact We already typed the message out "Look at this clown I just met, wow" [Chorus] Take a screenshot, send to the group chat He said "smile, love", can you believe that We are laughing at your lines, not with you No, we do not want a drink from you Take a screenshot, send to the group chat You are not getting any closer than that [Breakdown] (One, two, three, four.) You say "you girls together" We say "yeah, forever" You say "come on, be nice" We say "no, not tonight" You say "you will regret it" We say "do not bet it" You say "you are so cold" We say "mate, you are old news" [Chorus] Take a screenshot, send to the group chat He said "smile, love", can you believe that We are laughing at your lines, not with you No, we do not want a drink from you Take a screenshot, send to the group chat You are not getting any closer than that [Outro] We walk past the queue with our gear on our backs Your number in my hand, then the bin gets that You shout "text me, babe" to the taxi light We sing "screenshot, group chat, goodnight"
