[Intro – chaotic, glitchy] …beep… beep beep… BEEP BEEP BEEP— oh COME ON— [Verse 1] I hit one button — now I’m five screens deep, A jungle of menus I didn’t mean to meet, Why’s there a Netflix key glued to my fate? I just want volume, not a streaming debate. Plastic remote with a corporate agenda, Every press feels like legal surrender, Who thought this layout was clever or clean? It’s like a prank by a sadist machine. [Pre-Chorus] Nothing’s where it logically goes, Every step… another “no.” [Chorus] Bad design is making me go insane! Every tool feels like it’s built for pain! Tiny little buttons that dodge my press, Every simple task turns into a mess! Why’s it fighting me every day?! Who the hell thought this was okay?! I swear I’m one more click away— From smashing everything in my way! [Verse 2] I’m in the flow — then the screen goes grey, “Update required,” yeah, perfect timing, great, Three pop-ups stacked like a bad hallucination, “Accept all cookies” or lose navigation. Ctrl-alt-delete like a desperate scream, Digital exorcism mid-routine, Task manager blinking like it’s half alive, Choosing which failure gets to survive. [Pre-Chorus] Click confirm, then confirm again, Why does ending one thing need ten? [Chorus] Bad design is making me go insane! Every step is friction, every move is strain! Hit the X — but it slides away, Opens an ad and I’m forced to play! Why’s it built like a rigged cliché?! Fail on purpose so I will pay?! I swear I’m one more glitch away— From throwing this whole world away! [Verse 3] Parking app wants prophecy, “Tell us your future precisely,” I DON’T KNOW WHEN I’M LEAVING, OKAY?! Stop gamifying my damn day. Toilet splashback — cold attack, Design flaw no one’s fixing that, “Open here” but it’s sealed like fate, Now I’m tearing plastic filled with hate. [Bridge / Breakdown – rhythmic, punchy] Beep — for no reason Beep — out of season Beep — just existing Beep — never missing Ad with an X that’s a pixel wide, Miss it once — enjoy the ride, Fake little close that’s built to fail, Welcome to the dark UX tale. [Final Chorus – more explosive] Bad design is making me go insane! This whole system’s wired for pain! Nothing works the way it should, Every choice misunderstood! It’s not broken — it’s by design, Every flaw just wastes my time! I swear I’m one more beep away— FROM LOSING MY MIND TODAY! [Outro – exhausted, bitter] …beep…
