Nordic Discord Challenge - Throwback Thursdays Genre: Dansband Theme: Alien Abduction Lyrics: Glorp flew to Earth in the dark of the night Glorp's ship blatt so quiet, not a flicker of light Glorp saw a field full of Moo-borgs so round Glorp's Noodly-ax twitched, Glorp wanted them found MOO-BORG SHLORP! Glorp took them up high They floated so Fwoop, they kissed the sky MOO-BORG SHLORP! They mooed in the beam Glorp Glug-lugged so hard, Glorp almost screamed Then Glorp saw a Zorp-ax-Earthling, sleeping in bed With pajamas that blatt covered in stars on his head Glorp Shlorp-plonk him too, so gentle and slow He woke up and yelled, "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT GLOW" Glorp put him with the Moo-borgs, all in a row The Zorp-ax-Earthling blatt Squonk-plonk, and his face blatt Gloob-glow Glorp showed him a Pling, and Glorp showed him a Zizzle The poor Zorp-ax-Earthling blatt so confused, he started to sizzle MOO-BORG SHLORP! And Zorp-ax-Earthling too Glorp blatt having Fwoop, what else could Glorp do They mooed and they screamed, what a beautiful sound Glorp Zizzle-plonk so hard, Glorp shook the whole ground But Glorp wasn't done! Glorp had art on the mind Glorp wanted a Squiggle, the best of its kind Glorp aimed the tractor beam down at the wheat And Flomp-plonk a pattern so Fwoop and so neat CROP SQUIGGLE! Glorp made a big circle Then Glorp made a triangle, and a sparkly purple The Zorp-ax-Earthling will wake up and say "WHO MADE THIS SQUIGGLE" on the next news day But then Glorp felt something, a tickle, a bite A Moo-borg had escaped and blatt causing a fright It blatt in Glorp's cockpit, it blatt chewing the wires Glorp Flarped and Glorp Flarped, with Moo-borg desires MOO-BORG SHLORP! It blatt in the ship Glorp's Noodly-ax Flarped, Glorp made a big trip Glorp returned them all, with a Squiggle and grin Glorp blatt Fwoop, and Glorp will do it again Glorp flew back home, with a Pling in his Noodly The Moo-borg blatt safe, the Zorp-ax-Earthling blatt moody Glorp looked at the Squiggle, so perfect and round And Glorp Glug-lugged softly, the best prank in town
