[Intro music] [beat drop] [VERSE 1] I step in the spot like the Bat-Signal hit, Utility belt got a bottle of drip, Cowl on crooked, moves so legit, Robin say “Holy two-step!” — I commit. Mr. freeze on ice so now I’m straight chillin’ Dancing like the hero, long enough to be the villain Bat-boot shuffle with a pow and a wham, Alfred in the booth yellin’ “Goddamn!” I don’t pop lock—I Bat-Twist and slay, Got back breaking’ moves like my name was Bane Joker not laughing cause I got his Harleen, Penguin threw in a waddle before splittin’ the scene. [CHORUS] Dancin’ like ‘60s Batman—POW, BAP, ZOOM, Moves more immortal than Ra’s Al Ghul. Moonwalkin’ in the Batcave, justice in bloom, Hit the Batusi so hard, I cleared out the room. I said BAM! like I’m punchin’ clichés, Mixin’ B-boy spins with that Gotham grace. Your ride is nice, but is it “Batmobile good?” Got 700 hp under that hood! [VERSE 2] I slide through Arkham with a mic in my hand, Spit bars more nuts than Condiment Man. “Why so serious?”—boy, I boogie for peace, Even Catwoman paused mid-heist for this piece. I’m Bruce Wayne by day, but by night I groove, Two-Face hatin’ but shit! I’d be too! Even Scarecrow would be scared to look like you. While Poison Ivy lookin’ fine from her branches to roots. Got my grapple hook swingin’ (no touching, stay cool), I’m the funk vigilante of the Justice old School. Aquaman surfed in just to break one rule— Now Atlantis be vibin’, playin’ Batman tunes! We ain’t gonna stop till the morning light Gordon’s bartending and I am the night Superman should be down to party soon make sure nobody named Martha’s in the room (ha ha!) [CHORUS] Dancin’ like ‘60s Batman—POW, BAP, ZOOM, Moves more immortal than Ra’s Al Ghul. Moonwalkin’ in the Batcave, justice in bloom, Hit the Batusi so hard, I cleared out the room. No capes? Please—I rock mine, on god!, Breakin’ ankles like Joker with Jason Todd Up on the turn tables we got Killer Croc Because he’s always ready to “Hit em with the rock!” The clubs levitatin ‘ like Zantana’s show Mad Hatter‘s getting high on his own mind control Riddler walks in with a cane and a limp. We laughin’ cause he always dressin’ like a pimp I’m the Caped Crusader with a cape that slaps, Throwin’ Batarangs while I do the Cabbage Patch. Batgirl pulled up in a neon whip, Said, “Even Oracle feelin’ this glitch in the script!” Red Hood in the cut just noddin’ along, He don’t smile much, but he likes the song. Nightwing backflipped off a chandelier, Yelled “Bloodhaven represent!” and disappeared. [Break down] [vinyl scratching with sampling] “Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!” [explosion] “I’ve traced the clues, Robin… and they all point to… disco.” “Let that be a lesson, Robin: always bring shark repellent.” [fade out] [End]
