[Verse 1] He leaned back in that barstool Said, "Baby, youโ€™re a dream" "You look just like that actress" From that steamy TV scene I said, "Boy, put down your longneck Open up your eyes and see You got this all backwards Hereโ€™s how itโ€™s gonna beโ€ฆ" [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Get it right for me Next time youโ€™re bragginโ€™ to your buddies โ€™Bout the girl you get to see Donโ€™t say I look like Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney looks like me (oh yeah) [Verse 2] He pulled up her red-carpet On his cracked-up old iPhone Said, "See? Yโ€™all are like twins" I said, "Bless your heart, youโ€™re wrong" "โ€™Cause she donโ€™t rock these Walmart boots Or this thrift store denim dream Sheโ€™s out here tryinโ€™ to catch up To this small-town country queen" [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Get it right for me Next time youโ€™re bragginโ€™ to your mama โ€™Bout the girl you get to keep Donโ€™t say I look like Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney looks like me (hey!) [Bridge] Put my picture on the poster Hang hers up in the back Tell Hollywood theyโ€™re welcome For stealinโ€™ half my act So if you see us side by side Youโ€™ll know which oneโ€™s the lead Sheโ€™s cute on all those billboards But Iโ€™m the one you really need [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Say it after me Yeah when the credits roll in heaven On your favorite fantasy It wonโ€™t say I look like Sydney Sweeney Itโ€™ll say she looks like me (uh-huh) Sydney Sweeney looks like me