[Verse 1] He leaned back in that barstool Said, "Baby, you’re a dream" "You look just like that actress" From that steamy TV scene I said, "Boy, put down your longneck Open up your eyes and see You got this all backwards Here’s how it’s gonna be…" [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Get it right for me Next time you’re braggin’ to your buddies ’Bout the girl you get to see Don’t say I look like Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney looks like me (oh yeah) [Verse 2] He pulled up her red-carpet On his cracked-up old iPhone Said, "See? Y’all are like twins" I said, "Bless your heart, you’re wrong" "’Cause she don’t rock these Walmart boots Or this thrift store denim dream She’s out here tryin’ to catch up To this small-town country queen" [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Get it right for me Next time you’re braggin’ to your mama ’Bout the girl you get to keep Don’t say I look like Sydney Sweeney Sydney Sweeney looks like me (hey!) [Bridge] Put my picture on the poster Hang hers up in the back Tell Hollywood they’re welcome For stealin’ half my act So if you see us side by side You’ll know which one’s the lead She’s cute on all those billboards But I’m the one you really need [Chorus] My man says I look like Sydney Sweeney Excuse me, please You got it teeny-weeny, backwards, baby Say it after me Yeah when the credits roll in heaven On your favorite fantasy It won’t say I look like Sydney Sweeney It’ll say she looks like me (uh-huh) Sydney Sweeney looks like me
