🎵 “Gnome Fu Fighting” 🎵 (Verse 1) Those garden gnomes were kung-fu fighting — HAI-YAH! Their tiny fists and feet were lightning — ZOOM-ZAP! It was a backyard brawl delighting — In pointy hats and pants too tight-ing! (Verse 2) It started near the mushroom ring, Old Gnome Jim did a flying swing, Gnome Marie blocked with a bonsai tree, Then flipped and kicked with perfect glee! (Chorus) They were Gnome Fu Fighting — WATAAA! Lawn ornaments uniting! No one knew why they were biting, But it sure looked exciting! (Verse 3) One gnome tried a sneaky crane, Slipped and fell into the birdbath drain. A squirrel yelled, “Yo, keep it down!” But the gnomes just drop-kicked him out of town! (Bridge) Now every night, when moonlight glows, And garden winds begin to blow, You’ll hear the war cries, wild and free— Tiny ninjas in your shrubbery! (Final Chorus) Gnome Fu Fighting — HEE-YAH! In slow-mo, so inviting! Though their moves aren’t that delighting, Their bravery is quite… gnome-lightening!
