[Verse 1] Marked it on the calendar Red circle Giant star You text me “Guess what today is?” Like I could forget that part You’re in my hoodie in the kitchen Flipping ribeyes in a pan Sly smile “I made your favorite” And I already know the plan (oh man) [Chorus] It’s Steak and Blow Job Day You laugh when you say it that way You pour that wine I lose my mind Like “how did I get this lucky Hey?” Steak and Blow Job Day Our weird little holiday You kiss my neck I’m a total wreck Can we please just hit replay On Steak and Blow Job Day [Verse 2] Side dish: you in my lap Mascara and a baseball cap We’re burning garlic bread again But honestly I don’t care about that You raise your glass and toast “To guilty pleasures and bad jokes” We’re drunk on stupid traditions And the way you tug my shirt and choke a laugh [Chorus] It’s Steak and Blow Job Day You laugh when you say it that way You pour that wine I lose my mind Like “how did I get this lucky Hey?” Steak and Blow Job Day Our wrong-but-it-feels-right day You kiss my neck I’m a total wreck Can we please just hit replay On Steak and Blow Job Day [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time Crowd chant] Who made this up? (who knows, who cares?) Why does it slap? (right down the stairs) We lock the door Forget the time Your lipstick on my collar like a warning sign Then back to bed Then back for bites Sauce on your lips You roll your eyes “You’re such a child ” you say Then grin “Same time next year?” — “Let’s do it again” [Chorus] It’s Steak and Blow Job Day You laugh when you say it that way You pour that wine I lose my mind Like “how did I get this lucky Hey?” Steak and Blow Job Day Our favorite ridiculous day You kiss my neck I’m a total wreck Can we please just hit replay On every silly Sexy day (But mostly) Steak and Blow Job Day
