[Verse 1] I put my left shoe in the fridge Then waved goodbye to the toaster My plans are written on a napkin Now the napkin’s on a roller coaster You say, “Maybe take it easy” I say, “Sure, just give me a sec” I tried to sit still for a minute But my knees hit the next-next-next [Pre-Chorus] Oops, there goes the careful plan Who put glitter in the fan? Count to three, I count to seven Trip on air and call it heaven [Chorus] Oopsie, zoom—there I go! Wrong-way turn with a big hello Flip the switch, then stop, then spin Little chaos wearing a grin Oopsie, pop—what a day! I made a mess in a marvelous way If the world says, “Please behave,” I’ll wave politely, then misbehave [Break] (Stop!) (Go!) (Wait—where’d my other sock go?) [Verse 2] I sent a smiley to the group chat Meant to send a grocery list Now they’re voting on my new name And the cabbage has been dismissed I’m not lost, I’m taking scenic Routes around the living room Found a tiny crown beneath the sofa Now I’m queen of the laundry room [Pre-Chorus] Oops, there goes the careful plan Who put glitter in the fan? Count to three, I count to seven Trip on air and call it heaven [Chorus] Oopsie, zoom—there I go! Wrong-way turn with a big hello Flip the switch, then stop, then spin Little chaos wearing a grin Oopsie, pop—what a day! I made a mess in a marvelous way If the world says, “Please behave,” I’ll wave politely, then misbehave [Spoken Bridge] Okay, tiny announcement. I have misplaced my list of things I misplaced. If you find it, please keep it safe. Actually, never mind—I just found it in my hat. [Break] (Freeze!) (Scatter!) (Wait, what was the matter?) [Final Chorus] Oopsie, zoom—there I go! Wrong-way turn with a big hello Flip the switch, then stop, then spin Little chaos wearing a grin Oopsie, pop—what a day! I made a mess in a marvelous way If the world says, “Please behave,” I’ll wave politely, then misbehave [Outro] Left shoe, right shoe, where’d they go? Found them both in the stereo Oopsie, zoom—goodnight, hello!
