[Intro] (spoken distorted radio effect) SYSTEM WARNING... Ambient temperature... CRITICAL. Streamer integrity... QUESTIONABLE. Three... Two... One... DROP! [Verse 1] Booted up the stream tonight, RGB is shining bright. CPU is running clean, I'm the hottest thing on screen. Room is climbing twenty-nine, Someone says, "You'll be just fine." Mate, that's easy for you to say... You're not melting anyway. [Pre-Chorus] Chat keeps spamming... "Hydrate!" I've gone past hydration... I need refrigeration. [Chorus] 🎵 Too hot... too hot... Everything's about to pop. Fans on full, Still ain't cool, Somebody make the sun just stop. Too hot... too hot... I'm becoming one with the drops. Dance all night, Sweat delight, Heatwave never gonna stop. 🎵 [Verse 2] Mouse is sliding from my hand, Keyboard barely understands. Energy drink's gone lukewarm, British summer's breaking form. Window open? That's a lie. Outside's just a hotter sky. Even snacks have given in... Chocolate's flowing once again. [Build] Turn the fan up! Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher! Still... Not... Enough! [Dance Drop] (Instrumental with chopped vocal samples) Too Hot! Too Hot! Hydrate! Don't Evaporate! [Bridge] No air-con. No escape. Just me... The PC... And approximately... The surface of the sun. [Final Chorus] 🎵 Too hot... too hot... Everything is overheating. Frames still fly, Chat's alive, Everybody's dancing while we're steaming. Too hot... too hot... Never gonna shut us down. Turn it loud, Sing it proud, We'll sweat this whole heatwave out! 🎵 [Outro] "Cheers for hanging out... Same time tomorrow... Bring ice."
