[Intro] English plurals cause mental strife— One knife becomes knives, but never fork to fifes? [Verse 1] A mouse in a house, but no mice in the Hice, So does a spouse plus a spouse equal spice? A louse on a blouse, but no lice on the blice, If i devise a device, can i devise on device? A goose with a moose, but no geese with the meese, Can you divide peace into pieces, or is peace made of pieces? A foot in a boot, but no feet in the beet, If i bleat a beat does the beat bleat? A man with a pan, but no men with a pen, Just Chen, Glen and Ken in a playpen! An ox in a box, but no oxen in boxen, Does a fox in a fox become foxen? [Verse 2] One die becomes dice, but no pie becomes pice, Do i try to slice pie or splice pi with a sigh? A tooth, it makes teeth, but no booth makes the beeth, Do i put a theif in a brief amount of greif just for motif? A fungus turns fungi, no lung becomes lungi, But is a dude selling mushrooms just a fun guy? One cactus, two cacti—but mattress ain't matt-i, Not even if just stacked high? One appendix, two appendices—but no remix to remices, Do I fix all the lyrics or just remix my vices? One crisis to crises, but slices ain’t sleses, My advice is no suffices to entices [Verse 3] Putting axes to axis, paying taxes on taxis, Rows of rose on a plane that's plain, Knight fights through night, for the right to rite, When a new seasons in, i change my season-nings, Apply brake to take breaks and stake steaks, I ate blue colored bleu and i blew out poo, I gotta pair of pears to pare for pere's pere, Months to flower and grind to flour but devoured in an hour, I write what i cite with my sight on the site, A tale they'll tell about a tail they'd sail to a sale to sell, I reign in the rain and grate the great, With a basis to bases, it's just how the bass is, [Outro] Do i Peace out, piece out or peas out?
