[Verse 1] I wrote a list of the things I despise To read every time you look me in my eyes To remind myself why Why you're in the past And not my present times [Chorus] It's all your jazz music And all the dumb trends That you have to follow to keep your damn friends And all of the coffee you drink every day to keep you awake Cause you party too late [Verse 2] If I keep reminding myself how stupid you look Maybe I can keep our chapters closed and find a new book You were a nobody when I first kissed you But you ran with the love and turned it into voodoo You think you're so cool... All I see is a god damn fool [Chorus] It's all your jazz music And all the dumb trends That you have to follow to keep your damn friends And all of the coffee you drink every day to keep you awake Cause you party too late [Bridge] You don't see how they laugh When you turn your back Your fragile little ego couldn't handle that You're a joke You're so fake You're a tool You're a flake I'll keep writing down all the things that I hate [Outro] It's all your jazz music (Jazz music) And all the dumb trends (dumb trends) That you have to follow to keep your damn friends (damn friends) And all of the coffee you drink every day to keep you awake (Awake) Cause you party too late (too late)