[Intro] [upbeat] (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) [Verse 1] Treating my hair like it's the bottom of a pencil Chopping it off whenever I get too stressed [upbeat] [dark] Falling asleep on the bathroom floor with the light on It's kind of comfy But it's bad for my rest Eating an entire meal inside the shower I'm still gonna try it even if it sounds weird Cutting my own bangs at two AM in the morning Sometimes I wonder why I'm still not fired from here [upbeat] [Pre-Chorus] Hey You got any bad ideas? [Chorus] Post 'em on the internet The world wants to know about them We could try them out instead of Using common sense I got plenty more to share If You're interested I'll go first again [Verse 2] Driving at the same time that I have my eyes closed Listening to "Highway to Hell" as I go This might not be a bad idea But it might be Walking around my house naked when I'm alone [Bridge] No No No No Don't try these at home [Verse 3] Smoking Drinking Taking edibles While I'm working And the cameras are rolling I mean What could go wrong? No No No No Don't try these at home [Verse 4] Sticking my head out the window like a dog It gets kinda cold But it feels like I'm flying Getting so high that I end up on Mars I mean Why the hell not? but don't try this at home [Bridge] Don't try these at home Don't try these at home [Verse 5] Staying with you is a bad idea But you're so cute and warm I'll keep you around until I'm dead At least that's what I think But I think a lot of bad ideas [Chorus] Post 'em on the internet The world wants to know about them We could try them out instead of Using common sense I got plenty more to share If You're interested I'll go first again Post 'em on the internet The world wants to know about them We could try them out instead of Using common sense I got plenty more to share If You're interested I'll go first again Post 'em on the internet The world wants to know about them We could try them out instead of Using common sense I got plenty more to share If You're interested I'll go first again Post 'em on the internet The world wants to know about them We could try them out instead of Using common sense I got plenty more to share If You're interested I'll go first again [Bridge] Don't try these at home Don't try these at home Don't try these at home Don't try these at home [Instrumental] [Outro] (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) Seriously though DO NOT try these at home. (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la) (la-la-la-la-la)
