A long, long time ago, I can still remember how those puppets used to make me smile. And I knew if they just had their turn That they could help our children learn And, maybe, we'd be happy for a while But sociopaths made me shiver With every evil post on Shitter Bad news on the news feed It truly made my heart bleed I can't remember if I cried When I read about the way Trump lied But something touched me deep inside The day the Muppets died and they were singin'... Bye, bye, Mr Goo-glee Eye Flipped my TV to the station but the station was dry Them good ole boys were eatin' cookies and pie Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Did you read the book denied When the orange loser told this lie: “Don’t know Project ‘25”? The work he said was out of his sight Is an evil plan from the right To make sure little Elmo can’t survive And we know that he is full of shit When he took office he threw a fit So Bye, bye, Mr Goo-glee Eye Flipped my TV to the station but the station was dry Them good ole boys were eatin' cookies and pie Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die He fired off a social post “You know I’ll make those Muppets ROAST!!” And he doesn’t care about who it hurts With incomprehensible media blurts Elmo only on mugs and shirts The day the Muppets died And we all were singin’ . . . Bye, bye, Mr Goo-glee Eye Flipped my TV to the station but the station was dry Them good ole boys were eatin' cookies and pie Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
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