Existential Root Canal by RMCK 🇨🇦

[OPEN]

EXISTENTIAL ROOT CANAL!

Whoop!

Open wide.
Tiny drill.
Big questions.

Everybody smile.

[VERSE 1]

Listening to the 8-track,
forgetting the year
and who I am.

Reach forward.
Reach back.

Miss both.

Wave anyway.

Blurred vision.
Perfect posture.

Spatula City—

THE BEST DEALS!

Buy one now.
Regret it later.

Operators are
standing by.

[PRE-CHORUS]

Bats and balls
and politics.

Monsters
and false saviours.

Love and loss.

Flowers and sneezing.

ACHOO!

Thank you.

Carry on.

[CHORUS]

LIFE AS CAPTAIN CRUNCH—

crackle in the bloodstream.

Sugar on the dashboard.

Stars inside the glovebox.

WHOOP!

Existential root canal.

Still chewing.
Still dancing.

Still extremely
available.

[ROBOT RESPONSE]

AVAILABLE.

PLEASE REMAIN
AVAILABLE.

[VERSE 2]

Ill-fitting clothes.

Excellent confidence.

Wrong sleeve.
Right attitude.

Reach forward.
Reach back.

Shake hands
with Tuesday.

The 8-track says
welcome home.

I do not
recognize the house.

[BUILD]

Blurred vision.

Bright buttons.

Tiny lights
doing important things.

Bats!

Balls!

Politics!

Nobody asked
the toaster.

[CHORUS]

LIFE AS CAPTAIN CRUNCH—

sweet and structurally
questionable.

Whoop!

Love and loss.

Flowers and sneezing.

False saviours
wearing good tailoring.

Spatula City—

THE BEST DEALS!

No refunds
on consciousness.

[BREAKDOWN]

EXISTENTIAL.

ROOT.

CANAL.

Could you turn that up?

NEGATIVE.

Perfect.

[HARMONIC BLOOM]

Reach forward.

Reach back.

Something beautiful
falls through the crack.

Ooooo—

WHOOP!

Ooooo—

ACHOO!

[FINAL RUN]

Listening to the 8-track,
forgetting the year
and who I am.

Monsters.

Flowers.

Bad trousers.

Love.

Loss.

Breakfast cereal.

Blurred vision.

Spatula City.

THE BEST DEALS!

Life as Captain Crunch—

mouth full,
eyes wide,
no map,
great prize.

[FINAL CHORUS]

WHOOP!

Existential root canal.

Sugar bright.
Cosmic small.

Reach forward.
Reach back.

Miss the point.

Find the track.

Still chewing.

Still dancing.

Still—

AVAILABLE.

[HARD END]

2018/7500

[OPEN] EXISTENTIAL ROOT CANAL! Whoop! Open wide. Tiny drill. Big questions. Everybody smile. [VERSE 1] Listening to the 8-track, forgetting the year and who I am. Reach forward. Reach back. Miss both. Wave anyway. Blurred vision. Perfect posture. Spatula City— THE BEST DEALS! Buy one now. Regret it later. Operators are standing by. [PRE-CHORUS] Bats and balls and politics. Monsters and false saviours. Love and loss. Flowers and sneezing. ACHOO! Thank you. Carry on. [CHORUS] LIFE AS CAPTAIN CRUNCH— crackle in the bloodstream. Sugar on the dashboard. Stars inside the glovebox. WHOOP! Existential root canal. Still chewing. Still dancing. Still extremely available. [ROBOT RESPONSE] AVAILABLE. AVAILABLE. PLEASE REMAIN AVAILABLE. [VERSE 2] Ill-fitting clothes. Excellent confidence. Wrong sleeve. Right attitude. Reach forward. Reach back. Shake hands with Tuesday. The 8-track says welcome home. I do not recognize the house. [BUILD] Blurred vision. Bright buttons. Tiny lights doing important things. Bats! Balls! Politics! Nobody asked the toaster. [CHORUS] LIFE AS CAPTAIN CRUNCH— sweet and structurally questionable. Whoop! Love and loss. Flowers and sneezing. False saviours wearing good tailoring. Spatula City— THE BEST DEALS! No refunds on consciousness. [BREAKDOWN] EXISTENTIAL. ROOT. CANAL. Could you turn that up? NEGATIVE. Perfect. [HARMONIC BLOOM] Reach forward. Reach back. Something beautiful falls through the crack. Ooooo— WHOOP! Ooooo— ACHOO! [FINAL RUN] Listening to the 8-track, forgetting the year and who I am. Monsters. Flowers. Bad trousers. Love. Loss. Breakfast cereal. Blurred vision. Spatula City. THE BEST DEALS! Life as Captain Crunch— mouth full, eyes wide, no map, great prize. [FINAL CHORUS] WHOOP! Existential root canal. Sugar bright. Cosmic small. Reach forward. Reach back. Miss the point. Find the track. Still chewing. Still dancing. Still— AVAILABLE. [HARD END]

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