[Verse 1] Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Walked past her desk like I did not see Said good morning to the room not to her specifically Plausible deniability that is the strategy She laughed at something by the printer area My peripheral vision has never been clearer Kept walking did not slow did not look Sat down at my desk opened my notebook [Chorus] I am keeping it professional that is the move Cannot jeopardize the workflow or the groove HR exists and I have read the handbook twice Keeping it professional is my only advice She is just a colleague that is the line Everything is fine everything is fine I am keeping it professional every day That is what I tell myself on the way [Verse 2] Lunch in the break room she was already there I opened the microwave like I did not care Talked about the Henderson account for four minutes Completely normal nothing suspicious in it She made a joke I laughed the right amount Not too much not too little I keep count Rinsed my bowl and left before it got Into territory I cannot be in at this job [Chorus] I am keeping it professional that is the move Cannot jeopardize the workflow or the groove HR exists and I have read the handbook twice Keeping it professional is my only advice She is just a colleague that is the line Everything is fine everything is fine I am keeping it professional every day That is what I tell myself on the way [Bridge] She remembered I take my coffee black Said it without being asked and I almost cracked Held it together said thank you kept it short That is called composure that is my sport Walked back to my desk sat down straight Stared at a spreadsheet for twenty minutes straight The numbers did not mean anything right then But I stared at them professionally [Verse 3] End of day she said have a good night I said you too and turned off my light Walked to the parking lot at a normal pace Did not look back did not slow did not race Got in the car sat there for a minute Drove home with the radio not even in it Made dinner fed myself went to bed Thought about nothing professional instead [Chorus] I am keeping it professional that is the move Cannot jeopardize the workflow or the groove HR exists and I have read the handbook twice Keeping it professional is my only advice She is just a colleague that is the line Everything is fine everything is fine I am keeping it professional every day That is what I tell myself on the way [Outro] She remembered I take it black Just a colleague Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine Everything is fine [Verse 1] Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean She remembered I take it black Just a colleague Everything is fine Everything is fine [Verse 1] Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Everything is fine everything is fine I am keeping it professional every day That is what I tell myself on the way [Outro] She remembered I take it black Just a colleague Everything is fine Everything is fine [Verse 1] Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Walked past her desk like I did not see Said good morning to the room not to her specifically Plausible deniability that is the strategy Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Walked past her desk like I did not see Said good morning to the room not to her specifically Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Monday morning coffee in hand badge swiped clean Walked past her desk like I did not see
