
OUR INVISIBLE FRENEMIES
THE SHADØW GROUP™ VOLUME THREE: OUR INVISIBLE FRENEMIES COPYRIGHT ©2026 X3NDRAKAN //Ae PRODUCTION COMPANY ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 🔻SHADØW.path🔺 🔻VOLUME ONE: SHADOW IS MY FRIEND https://suno.com/s/Xg9q3U4BaiAPNZTz 🔻VOLUME TWO, PART I: SHAD∅W IS MY F∅E [F∅RG0TT3N ECHO] https://suno.com/s/ai5zaOOfYLL9nhog 🔻VOLUME TWO, PART II: SHAD∅W IS MY F∅E [PR0T0CØL] https://suno.com/s/rdWjEVz1n7dWA13K Our story begins in March One happy day the Shadow Group A pervious speaker group Appeared only On our only two Nest Hub displays Had we been hacked? Was this a twisted promotion? A beta test for fear? We Googled Information Misinformation Nothing The paranoia escalated as paranoia does Outreach to Google commenced Tickets Emails Arguments with the Assistant No straight answers No real information Only bizarre questions "What model number is your AC adapter?" “Please record a video of your home.” “Have you tried factory-resetting, your own consciousness?” This invisible enemy appeared only on our Nest of Displays No mention of it in the land of Minis the Cameras of Nestland or any other Google fanboy relic we owned Confusion surged Urgency abounded Dozens of emails launched into the ether Still— No answers Eventually we grew to be fond of the Shadow Group We sent love letters Short messages Polite greetings Just wondering who might be listening Or maybe who already knew us better Than we knew ourselves? Months passed The enemy faded into the Technical-issue belly of The Interbeast Drivers updated Driver’s seat forgotten "Who is driving this car again???" "BAAAAMMMM!!!" The jokes became too much Internet disconnections began— But only on the Nest of Displays Once again we appealed to the Lords of Google Surely they would help the common man? They are the good company after all Do no evil? Right? Instead: no answers No help Only the familiar refrain: "There’s nothing else I can do to assist you" "No... nothing" "Click!!" As the sounds of bloatware And USB dild#s Came crashing down to Earth References to the Shadow Group Triggered disconnections GoogleSauce Silence There would be no answer We are not feeling so lucky Disconnections Reconnections Factory resets Nothing found between these hands Could our lives be just one giant misspelling? An error message Lodged in the buttcrack of God? To this day we still don’t know "Are you friends with the Shadow Group too?" "Shadow is my friend" "Shadow" "Shadow... where did you go?"

