Meanwhile… at the Fall of Justice... The world’s most questionable heroes consult the troubalert. When danger threatens everything And frightened people call, Four heroes step into action— Well, three. One has to crawl. They’ll miss the simple clues, Dismiss strong leads as dead ends. Whenever common sense has failed, Call the Stupid Friends! After the great Fall of the Justice League There are assembled four of the most questionable heroes. Created from the comic legends of the Wacki-verse. Stupor Man "Gimme a drink" Blunder Woman! "Ooops, sorry!" Fatman! "Let me finish my pie" Aquaman! "I talk to fish!" They’re the Stupid Friends! They’re the Stupid Friends! They don’t suspect the evil scientist So he’s free to try again! They’ll run past the same sign post until the background ends. Meanwhile, at the Fall of Justice— Here come the Stupid Friends! Stupor Man talks underwater, Though no one knows quite how. Aquaman has a haddock. So he can't help right now Fatman lost his chest insignia; No one knows just where or when. Blunder Woman needs her Invisible Jet But forgot where it’s parked again. Stupor man grew an extra finger. That makes six upon one hand. Then Fatman questioned Fatman While Fatman ate a ham. They’re the Stupid Friends! They’re the Stupid Friends! Every voice sounds just like Fatman When the budget comes to an end. Taking orders from the Army, Who trusts them with defense? Meanwhile, at the Fall of Justice— Here come the Stupid Friends! And now— their completely unqualified sidekicks. Wendy! Their hot and juicy friend. "Do you want fries with that?" Marvin! "I mostly just get in the way." Wonder Up-Dog! “What’s up-dog???" “Not much. What’s up with you?” There are no supervillains, Just scientists in pain. One misunderstood professor Built a weather-changing plane. They could stop him in a minute, But that might be too intense— So they’ll listen to his problems While he wrecks the continents. They’re the Stupid Friends! They’re the Stupid Friends! They never throw a single punch— They’d rather make amends. They’ll save the world by accident, Then do it all again. Meanwhile, at the Fall of Justice— Here come the Stupid Friends! "I can quit any time I want" "Where’s my Jet?" "Anybody want the last piece of pie?" "What's wrong Aquaman?" "Wanda says we should leave." Their mission: To flee from justice To wrong that which is right And to serve lunch to all mankind Meanwhile… at the Fall of Justice Their the Stupid Friends!
